ASSets-No BUTTS about it her HIPS don't lie
81Worth the admiration?
No two are the same...Women that is...
I have shared some secrets about women within a few of my hubs. Women are a complex puzzle of wonder and mystery. Each woman is different, she moves differently, she talks differently, and she thinks differently than any other woman on the planet. I have explained the female G Spot Orgasm as well as information Behind a Female’s Orgasm. Still the mystery remains. Each of her secrets as well as assets is wondrous and deserves attention even if she will never be understood.
Potential is often seen from a young age.
What's in a name?
Out of all the powerful assets, the female buttock is one of the top contenders in regards to what is considered to be appealing to men, even from afar.
The female buttock has many names including; tush, fanny, rump, butt, a**, cheeks, hump, bum, buns, nates, rear and tail. Many artists have composed some musical dedications to the wonder of the female butt.
Songs like Baby Got Back,( I like Big Butts) and My Hump both reference the curvatures of a woman's tush. As a woman walks by a group of men, what are they looking at as she walks away? (A small hint, it isn't her shoes).
As nice as a butt may be, the butt is made to be admired based on the walk of the woman. Does she stride, or strut, how does her tush look as her hips sway from side to side as she walks?
Truth be told
Why do they do what they do when they walk like that?
Is there a reason why women sway their hips from side to side when they walk? Is it because they are looking for some attention and know that her assets are well observed by men of all sorts?
Or does it represent a woman’s confidence in herself as she strolls through life, giving indication as to how badly she will walk all over a man’s heart?
Men (most men) don’t have this sway of the hips, so is the way that a woman sways based on sexual or sensual appeal to attract the opposite sex?
Or is there no apparent reason for women to do this-and a woman’s sway is created by society?
Her butt deserves a song...
The math behind the reasoning
It's in the way she walks
Truth is there are reasons that a woman sways her hips as she walk. Part of this sway is based on the waist to hip ratio of the woman. A woman’s hips are naturally wider than her waist; because of this spectacular proportioning- woman sway their hips from side to side as they walk as a way to balance their weight in order to stay on their feet. The larger the difference the more exaggerated the sway becomes.
Her hips don't lie...
More or Less Sway?
It has also been shown that when a woman is most fertile (ovulating), her hip movements become slightly more exaggerated in order to attract the additional attention. In a sense a woman’s hip movements is somewhat of a mating call, telling men when she is in heat.
If you observe older women or women that have sex often enough to fulfill their sexual need, their hip swaying movements don’t have the same exaggerated shifts while they walk as a women that hasn’t had sex since her last break up six months ago.
Oh My God Becky....Shake it...
Now that is a serious BUTT!
Just another ASSet in life...
So although a woman’s hips and butt movements do have to do with the way that we are each proportioned, as well as the females animal instinct to attract a man in order to reproduce- it also is one of the most powerful physical attributes a female has-and women know how to use their most valued assets to achieve their desires.
Next time you see a woman that has some back- admire her for more than the shape of her rear and the sway of her hips. Admire the balance and the proportion that she has maintained to be able to give you that view as she disappears out of sight.
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epitope69,
always a great comment when a hub earns a new fan :) Thanks for being the first to comment- I take it as you enjoyed this one?
I personally don't mind an ample @ss and I don't mind women with "breeder's" hips either. I mean if a woman is fairly proportionate i don't see any issues here.
I wasn't talking ill of the female arse at all---in fact, I admire it. Wish I had more of one myself... But the tushes that scare me are the ones that take up two seats on an airplane or need their own zip code...that gives much meaning to the phrase "Baby Got Back"
Thanks for commenting
I didn't think you, were, Red. I was just giving you "my two cents" on the @ss issue. You ARE right about that "two seat" though . . .LOL! (I've been involved with women who have put on pound so I could sit here and make big butt jokes with you all day!)
LOL that fat woman's butt, never seen anything like it, I can't decide if Im a Boob, Butt or Leg man, probably the first two :)
This saddlerider is a butt man, but they have to be round and firm and tight. Jennifer Lopez type. I know some men like em huge and floppy, I know one guy who said as long his ashtray sat nicely while he had a smoke from behind, he was a happy buttman.ha Loved the post and videos...I will butt out for now.
Hi HC. I'm too shy to make public statements in appreciation of female anatomy, but your article got a smile and a chuckle or two out of me and I enjoyed reading. For lack of anything more relevant to say, I will simply say your hub was fun to read and your ASSorted photos were entertaining.
(Shyly) Mike
Too funny, HC and honestly very creative in an unexpected way!
I did not know what to expect when I saw the title but enjoyed the reading and I agree with the comment by Ann Nonymous...thanks...
Personally I prefer equality and for a man to look me in the eyes when he says he loves me. Interesting topic.
H.C. Potter, Great Hub, I understand and rate it up. I was teased in the office where I worked by the chics, they asked if I wore a butt insert. I was a size 4, 5'11 and yet had a (natural and real) bubble butt, they always teased me claiming a bubble butt cannot happen on a skinny chic. I'm here to tell you it can! Great Hub I LIKE IT and very well written. Love your skills. I will add to saddleriders funny comment, I was once asked if I could crack a walnut with that thang...terrible huh. People do tend to be a bit obsessed with the topic, good choice! Thanks and Peace:)
Interesting...
HC
I teach psychology and one perspective (evolutionary theory) suggests:
"Female buttocks have undergone sexual elaboration through mate choice by males. These areas of the body store substantial amounts of fat, so could function as indicators of female nutritional status and hence fertility (Low, Alexander, & Noonan, 1987; Szalay & Costello, 1992). Singh (1993) showed that males prefer women who display a low waist-to-hip ratio (WHR), ideally about 0.70, concordant with enlarged buttocks indicating sufficient fat reserves, and a narrow waist indicating non pregnancy. Permanent enlargement of breasts and buttocks is also fairly effective at concealing ovulation (Margulis & Sagan, 1991; Szalay & Costello, 1992).Females who do not reveal their menstrual or lactational cycles may benefit from male uncertainty by being able to solicit male attention and investment even when they are not really fertile: "From hairy, flat-chested ape to modern buxom woman ...males were kept guessing about when females were ovulating" (Margulis & Sagan, 1991, p. 96). More generally, the loss of a specific estrus period, combined with `concealed ovulation' and `continuous sexual receptivity', may have allowed females to attract more continuous attention (e.g. protection, provisioning, social support) from males even when they were not ovulating (Alexander & Noonan, 1979; H. Fisher, 1982; Hardy, 1981, 1988; Hardy & Whitten, 1987; Tanner, 1981).
In short - the waist to hip ratio being correct ensures that males pay attention because women are obviously not pregnant. Thats a long winded way of saying that women with certain figures and a well proportioned shapely butt really do it for me! Porn star Nina Hartley springs to mind! I'm really losing it now!
Richie, Thanks for commenting, lol... Boobs, Butt or Legs, I guess as long as she has em, most men are good with em? LOL, just kidding
saddlerider1,
LOL, thanks for the entertaining comment, very funny visual image I had reading it :) I am glad that you enjoyed this hub.
Mike, Thanks for your comment :) I am surprised that I have rendered you somewhat speechless-but glad that I could get a little chuckle from you. Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment :)
Ann, Thank you as well for your comment. Ever so often I tend to surprise a few with what I write... Gotta keep you folks on your toes :) Thanks for the comment, I am glad that you enjoyed
mtsi, Thanks for commenting, very happy that I could surprise a few of you Hubbers with something a little different than my normal style hub
Rafini,
As do I. It is always nice when you are looked in the eye, rather than where ever else their eyes land...When you are in love, it is different than when you are being checked out as you walk through a mall or parking lot- spouses are much more sincere than pass by stares-when they check us out, it is much more complimenting :) Thanks for reading and commenting :)
Paradise7,
Thanks...I think? I hope you enjoyed it and got a bit of a smile and giggle out of it?
Katiem, Thanks for your comment, and for the visual :)
I wish I could relate more to you, unfortunately I don't have much of a butt, I was blessed with a larger top half than bottom :(, oh well, I get by and haven't toppled over yet. I actually wrote this hub because I was attempting to find out why women strut and move their hips the way that we do when we walk (men don't?) so as I researched the subject- I thought I would write a hub and have a little fun with it :) Thanks again for your comment
Lemmyisgod,
Thanks for reading and taking time to leave such a detailed comment on the hub- I feel somewhat inadequate with my article and am thinking-perhaps I should rewrite it :) Seriously though, I am very appreciative of the information you left in your comment, I admire the fact that you are a Psychology Teacher; I always loved those classes in college- knowing how the mind and people work is intriguing
Even the scientific approach to the issue becomes of interst :-))
Thank you sir for stopping by to read my hub and leave a comment. Yes sir the topic is of interest :)
Next time you see a woman that has some back- admire her for more than the shape of her rear and the sway of her hips. Admire the balance and the proportion that she has maintained to be able to give you that view as she disappears out of sight.
Well, okay. I will do it for you. Just because I am such a nice guy.
H.C. Porter, I get that, I think there is still a bit of mystery to this issue, interesting and good....Peace:)
Samboiam, Hey now, dont you get me into trouble-lol... Thanks for reading and for taking a moment to leave a comment :)
Katiem2,
Thanks for leaving a comment on another one of my hubs- this one was a bit out of my normal range of topics-but it was fun to write :) I am delighted that you enjoyed it :)
So cool oh that butt above is gigantic :)
BP- hey pretty lady, thanks for coming by :) No joke right? That butt but the A** in mASSive, thanks for the comment, glad you enjoyed :)
Your hubs are the living end!!!!
By the way has Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys performed a song about your hubs?
You are my YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS!!!
Living End??? Is that a good or bad thing. I know that song, I didnt know that was a Bob Wills song though, I thought he wrote San Antonio Rose, did he write both?
None the less, thanks a bunch for taking the time to read and leave a comment, I appreciate all the feedback from the community.
Super entertaining, good read! Too funny, I had pictures of Sir Mix A Lot...Great hub you have there.
SEO shortcuts,
Thanks for the compliment- I am glad that you got a laugh at this. These songs are priceless---the hub wouldnt have been complete without them :)
a topic dear to my heart. keep up the good work!
poetryman6969,
Thanks for reading and commenting- I appreciate your feedback :) and....I will try :)
nice one , keep coming
sameerk
thanks! and thank you for stopping in to read this hub!
Very unevolved view point. I try to teach my sons not to objectify women as sexual objects, but rather, the object of their sexual desire should be their partner. If this was a story about penis size I doubt it would be as entertainng to men.
Denise- Very unevolved? Ouch! Did you read the entire hub? Although in part it was meant to be pure entertainment, and amusing it also contained very true, fact about women and their bodies and why our hips move with more emphasis than most men do. I am sorry for your obvious dislike of this hub, but perhaps I will take the suggestion and write one based on men and their penis size.
The woman's sway...I was never sure what occasioned it...but I am always pleased when I got to see it! I will have to add this to my list of things about woman that I never knew. It is very sad how long that list has grown! So...you had me with the picture...you keep me with the information. Voted Up, useful, interesting and, of course, beautiful!
Ah, well done. Besides, it's been roughly "forever" since I checked out your Hubs.
Still awesome!
Some years back, analyzing my own "perception pattern", I realized there really were a few commonalities running through my 7 marriages (but only 6 divorces!), to wit:
1. If a gal looked good going away, I never dated her, just married her.
2. "Looking good" did NOT mean Kim Kardashian. If I'd need to visit the pro shop at Mt. Everest for gear to climb the thing, count me out.
3. Few ever understood why I hooked up with Wife #3. Answer: Yep--she looked absolutely outstanding from the rear. (The eternal infernal rage factor was a separate issue entirely.)
4. Although one of 'em did chub out over time AFTER we were married, not once did I ever marry an ugly butt. Maybe not all quite 10's, but every one at least an 8, minimum.
Man, know thyself!
Voted Up and a Bunch.
ThoughtSandwiches
Writing these kind of hubs are so much fun. Although they deliver information, the pure content of the hub is interesting to both women and to men. I am glad you liked the content, thanks for reading and for commenting :)
Ghost32, always love your comments when you come to visit my hubs :) All those wives in one life... you are amazing and brave sir :) Thanks for the butt story...and for reading, glad you enjoyed :)
hc,
my theory is - everyone has an @ss... butts dont do it for me, they are nice- like finding a $20 bill butt- its great butt.. I gotta say i look a bit higher first... honesty... what can I say...
TH
TH- lol... it takes all kinds of people and all types of shapes to make the world balance :) I would do a breast hub...just need to find a unique take on the subject :)
Nice :)
epitope69 2 years ago
Okay I'm a fan.